Score: 3

"Could Have Been Done Better"

submission: Bug War

date: June 3, 2009

I'll start off by saying that with a concept like this I exspected a little more depth and a little less grind. For example I tryied as both Ant and Beetle, and found even though the beetle is so-said stronger then the ant, and the ant faster then the beetle that you cant really tell. Sure it takes more then one any to destroy one beetle in the nest, and the ants can gather on an enemy out in the feild... however this could have been made evident more-so rather then simply having someone pick between strenght and speed. More stats would have made this more in depth with creating the "bug" you wanted. I'm not going to toss out suggestions because it will simply fall on deaf ears, but maybe intelligence as a stat.
Hand this to someone with a better mind-sent.
3/10 - 1/5

Score: 1

"Fail at Parody"

submission: Super Mafia Land

date: February 21, 2009

Well, lets begin with the flaws...

One, it was like playing Super Mario is slow-motion. Honestly - if somethings bogging down the performance, try and fix it rather then compromising with... a terribly done impression and drawing of Mario.

Two, character. One pro. is that there were different characters to play as - rather then the sad attempt at making mario into a pimp with an ungodly large nose. However after playing all three there weren't really any change to the playstyle, just a new shape to play with.

Three, enemies were... pathetic. Picking up a heart-shaped turnip and throwing it a short distance made this game slow and pedantic. First off its called Super Mafia Land, lets give 'em guns? No instead it was turnips, because we all often see gangsters throwing turnips at people...

Four, concept. What was the point of calling this game 'Super Mafia Land' without any... you know? Mafia-like reffrences? Well other then the 12 year old immitating Marios voice in the begining creds. there was nothing to refference this as a mafia title or mario parody - and it disticly says "Dedicated to our Favorite Childhood gaming exsperience..." Dedication takes more then a half-assed attempt...

Five, Why? Seriously why would you attempt to make a flash version of super mario, reface it, and butcher it to the point where it resembles a pile of bloody organs in a red liquid we can only guess is tomato juice.

For the Pros... well theres one, different Characters to play... Music was alright... and thats about it... In my personal oppinion its just a butched refacing and if it was ment to be a parody, it failed miserably, like a retard in the actual olympics. And like him, at least you'll get an award for trying...

Score: 1

"Ehhhhh, no."

submission: Closure.

date: February 2, 2009

YAWN

It was so so, kinda strange, good concept, needs lots of work, lags to much, and is basicly a mind fuck.